Monday, July 6, 2009

"You" or "Logist"

One fine day as I rose from my bed
I bathed and had my bread.
I paused, as I felt a nagging pain
I rushed to the loo, unzipping my pant
and letting out some acid rain.

oh!! How bad it hurt
I winced in pain..and fell in the dirt.
Panicked, I rushed to the physician
"Urologist", physician said, "would be the magician"
and said it was 250 bucks for his hours session.

Urologist, I had heard the name before
playing with urine..and doing all explore.
hah!! What harm he could do
after all...he was another doctor
so what was the big hue.

As I entered his office in some sharp pain
I knew..I had nothing to lose but lot to gain.
He called me in and greeted me with a smile
and I saw his skin hang all in a pile.

Old he was..as old one can get
half he was in his grave that I could bet.
I told him my problem as he heard with all ears
something came over me and I was in fears.

With no warning and alarm
he told me to undress and to remain calm.
Strip in front of him I thought how funny that would be
I agreed..and I showed him all he could see.

Then he told me to lie on the couch
and to spread my legs apart.
As he fiddled with his pouch
I felt strange with my ass all bare
who gives a damn..I dint really care.

As he wore his gloves
the final blow came then
he shoved his hand in my ass
I felt like a screwed hen.

Oh how I mistook this urologist to be so sane
when he turned out be vicious and so insane.
How I wish I would not have taken him lightly
atleast he would treat my ass rightly.